So many things

I have SO many things to rant about First of all, THANK YOU MUMMY! I know she’ll see that because she’s a dedicated reader of my columns, she sent me a nice parcel today, it was filled with shampoo type stuff, medicine for my flu, cordial powder and yummy...

Only $1 a Day

Could save a student like me from having another experience like last week. I had no money, and I went about 36 hours without food. Now that can’t be good…. and I was wondering why I felt light headed!!! But now I’ve got my trusty WINZ payment and...

My Head Explodes and My Body Aches

ARGH I’m coming down with the flu my entire class seems to have I think. Dammit! My head is throbbing, my nose is blocked, my eyes are watering an my throat is dry. The worst thing about it though is that I can’t find my panadol. I’m not looking...

owchy-poos

I burnt my tongue today. Don’t you hate that? I got very wet in the rain today. Don’t you hate that more? Well, went to classes [read: my 1 class I had today] got very wet, learnt about the nutritional value of vegetables (BORING) and then went, with a few...

my poor bank account

The life of a student is, to put it nicely, a piece of buggery poo. My bank account balance, at this point in time is exactly $-497.70. That leaves me with exactly $2.30 that I can spend, and $2 of that must be used to do my washing. I’m thinking of selling my...