You would cry too if it happened to you

My flatmate had his birthday today and boy – did it turn into dramas. You know when you get too drunk and you get emotional and stuff just all sucks and you snap? Yeah. This is why I don’t organise my own birthdays and why I lost quite a lot of faith in...

Relax

It’s Eru’s birthday today, he wanted to relax at home, so that is what we’ve done all day. Excellent. Also saw the US version of Kath and Kim – absolute stinker!

Gift Shopping

I really hate gift shopping. Really really hate it. In fact, I think I hate it so much that I’m pretty sure this is my second post on how much I hate it. In fact, yes, it is my second post. I went out to Sylvia Park today. I needed to see the dentist to get some...

A Mission of Superhero Standards

Part 1: Before the Carnage Intoxico was picked up by her superhero friend XXX-Girl, in the yellow Pornmobile, and was promptly whisked away to H-Town. There was a crisis, Dr Evil was turning 21 and needed help getting over the shock. So armed with their superhero...

post-birthday ramble

First Alcoholic Beverage Legally Purchased: Rum and CokePlace Purchased: Massey University Student BarFirst Bottle of Alcoholic Beverage Legally Purchased: Coruba 40ozPlace Purchased: The Mill, Central WellingtonDid I get Id’ed?: Yes, when I went to the Mill, I...

Celebrate good times COME ON!

Well, it’s 58 minutes until my birthday and I have a few things to rant about: First of all: apart from this sentence I promise not to mention the Olympics in this column. Second: If I ever get my hands on the person(s) that decided females shaving...